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Monday, April 9, 2012

H IS FOR HEMMORHOID



Ah Spring! When all the world is inclined to burst into a spontaneous snatch of drunken song, or alternatively, a song of drunken sna...well nevermind. With no further ado, and with profound sounding but essentially insincere apologies to Tom Higgenson and Plain White T's, we give you a love song, which afterall, is what H is all about!

Hey there Delilah don't you fret about your hemi's;
I'd a similar affliction back when I was drivin' semi's
And that's true,
Woo hoo hoo!

And hey there Delilah, ain't it time you stopped your bitchin'?
'Cause I've brought a tube of ointment which will sooth your rectal itchin'!
And that's so!
Wo ho ho!

Oh, Preparation H! 
Oh, Preparation H!





6 comments:

  1. You crack me up! Good enough for Weird Al Yankovich to steal from you, too!

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  2. Howlarious!!!

    Look forward to your challenge run…
    --Damyanti, Co-host A to Z Challenge April 2012

    Twitter: @AprilA2Z
    #atozchallenge

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  3. Well. Did you make this up or is it a commercial from wherever you live? I checked, but found your profile incomplete. I'd better not congratualte you on a zappy tune just in case it's well-known. What a subject! I sympathize.

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  4. Thank you, thank you brethren and cistern! (I am not worthy)

    Francene, I fear I must claim ownership of this turkey. Or at least take responsibility.

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  5. Mac, this is hilarious. One would think a p.i.a.would not be funny, but it is... ":)

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