OLD FATHER HUBBARD
WENT TO HIS CUPBOARD
IN HOPES OF A NICE BREAKFAST BUN
SO INSTEAD THE OLD FELLOW HAD NUN.
And let's face it, you saw this one coming the second you glimpsed the opening line, didn't you? But you looked all the way through anyway because that's how you are. Well this time it paid off because it seems the good man enjoyed the first one so much he had another! (Kind of like Chinese food, these breakfast Nuns)
And since then its no more cinnamon buns at breakfast time for the dear man; he's lost tons of weight, (and considerable respect among certain but by no means all elements within the community), has a twinkle in his eye, a bounce in his step and is in every way a lot more fun to be around. Well nasty habits are like that, don't you think?