H IS FOR HEMMORHOID

Ah Spring! When all the world is inclined to burst into a spontaneous snatch of drunken song, or alternatively, a song of drunken sna...well nevermind. With no further ado, and with profound sounding but essentially insincere apologies to Tom Higgenson and Plain White T's, we give you a love song, which afterall, is what H is all about!

Hey there Delilah don't you fret about your hemi's;

I'd a similar affliction back when I was drivin' semi's

And that's true,

Woo hoo hoo!

And hey there Delilah, ain't it time you stopped your bitchin'?

'Cause I've brought a tube of ointment which will sooth your rectal itchin'!

And that's so!

Wo ho ho!

Oh, Preparation H! 

Oh, Preparation H!