Monday, April 9, 2012


Ah Spring! When all the world is inclined to burst into a spontaneous snatch of drunken song, or alternatively, a song of drunken sna...well nevermind. With no further ado, and with profound sounding but essentially insincere apologies to Tom Higgenson and Plain White T's, we give you a love song, which afterall, is what H is all about!

Hey there Delilah don't you fret about your hemi's;
I'd a similar affliction back when I was drivin' semi's
And that's true,
Woo hoo hoo!

And hey there Delilah, ain't it time you stopped your bitchin'?
'Cause I've brought a tube of ointment which will sooth your rectal itchin'!
And that's so!
Wo ho ho!

Oh, Preparation H! 
Oh, Preparation H!


  1. You crack me up! Good enough for Weird Al Yankovich to steal from you, too!

  2. Howlarious!!!

    Look forward to your challenge run…
    --Damyanti, Co-host A to Z Challenge April 2012

    Twitter: @AprilA2Z

  3. Well. Did you make this up or is it a commercial from wherever you live? I checked, but found your profile incomplete. I'd better not congratualte you on a zappy tune just in case it's well-known. What a subject! I sympathize.

  4. Thank you, thank you brethren and cistern! (I am not worthy)

    Francene, I fear I must claim ownership of this turkey. Or at least take responsibility.

  5. Mac, this is hilarious. One would think a p.i.a.would not be funny, but it is... ":)