It won't be long now...

August 23, 2014 is bearing down upon us like Chuck Schummer on a microphone, have you made your plans to visit Buttzville, NJ for the 3rd annual "Best Butts in Buttzville" festival?

We cannot guarantee that this particular butt will be in attendance, but one never knows, do one?  
 

2014 Best Butts in Buttzville Festival

Where will you be August 23rd, 2014? If you are smart you will be in Buttzville New Jersey for the “Best Butts in Buttzville” Festival.

In its third year the event is clandestine, underground, unsanctioned, unheralded, steatopygian and a lot of fun.

There is no admission fee.

There are no “officially sanctioned events” at all BUTT! You can can participate in the photography event (The Glute Shoot) or a running event (The 5K or until we stop running traffic stopper), the Thong-a-Thon, the “May I butt in” and other unsanctioned events.

And of course the totally spurious “Miss Best Butt in Buttzville” Pageant. (NO talent segment, we've learned our lesson.)

There are no official grounds but as long as you eat tons of hot dogs and don't ask for kraut, you might want to start at Hot Dawg Johny's on Rte. 46. Just don't clog the lot.

Bring your butts.

Another Major Holiday Looms!

Gee folks one holiday ends and another looms, and do you not love it? The holiday of which I speak is April May Maple's Eve.


I would show you pictures but alas, you will need to follow this LINK to learn all about this terrific holiday.

Best butts in Buttzville: August 24th, 2013

Because you never know who might be there.

Perhaps a couple of ol' buttinskis. August 24th, make a note.

Where will this butt be on August 24th, 2013?

In Buttzville New Jersey for the second annual best butts in Buttzville competition? Nobody knows!

But can we take the chance?

August 24th, 2013. Butt me no butts!

Sophie Turner could already be a winner!

Will Sophie Turner be in Buttzville, NJ on August 24th, 2013 for the second annual "Best Butts in Buttzville" mega event?

Probably not.

But we can't possibly know this for certain, can we?

So lets all make sure to be there, just in case.

Holiday alert!

Sadly, April May Maple's Eve has come and gone and what is there to live for, in a holiday sense?

It's a long wait until August 24th, but we all know what happens then. The unincorporated Village of Buttsville in western New jersey unwittingly hosts the 2nd annual "Best Butts in Buttzville" contest.

Be there, or you know what you are!