Weenies!

 THE TUBULAR STEAK

YUM!

I'm gonna have some weenies,
Right this very minute.
Gonna grease a pan and fry some weenies in it!

And if I don't get too flustered

There will be some kraut and mustard

And possibly some cheese
(Hear my arteries yellin' "Please!")
And I may just do some butterin'
To get my doctor mutterin'
Gonna have some weenies now!