OF COURSE IT'S A REAL PLACE! |
A Best Butts in Buttzville celebration falls on the first Saturday following August 27th unless August 27th itself is a Saturday in which case the 27th is the Holiday.
This year the great event falls on September 1.
It takes place in the unincorporated town of Buttzville, in groovy western New Jersey. It may be reached from routes 46, 31 and I-80.
The town features a hot dog stand,
THAT'S IT |
And a post office,
USED TO BE A GAS STATION |
And not one whole heck of a lot more. Except for lots of great butts in late summer.
There is a rumor that Kim Kardashian has her Christmas cards mailed from this office, just for the post mark but I cannot confirm this.
The day itself is an unabashed celebration of the worlds greatest butts.
NOOOOOOO! |
Not a sackbutt although I'm sure if one were to show up everyone would be pleased to see a Renaissance era saxophone.
But the founders had this sort of butt in mind.
YIKES! |
Yes that is correct. It seems peculiar that this tiny backwater community would host the worlds foremost celebration of attention grabbing glutes but this is in fact the case. Come and see for yourself!
Just don't bring these!
Buttsville is a kind of red-neckity town with it's fair share of self sufficient bow hunting types so shooting at the butts, (an archaic word for "target") is not out of the question.
YUCK! |
None of these are welcome, although I'm sure folks will litter . Some people just can't help themselves.
BUT THIS IS MORE APPROPRIATE
There might be a few butts of ale and beer around to slake the thirst of the sun parched horde, it would not be surprising if there were. (Although there is no guarantee!)
MIGHT EVEN BE A HOGSHEAD OR TWO, BUT LET'S NOT BE CRITICAL OF OUR BRETHREN AND CISTERN |
Buttsville is a kind of red-neckity town with it's fair share of self sufficient bow hunting types so shooting at the butts, (an archaic word for "target") is not out of the question.
OBVIOUSLY A GREAT SHOT |
HOPE IT ISN'T RAINING |
There may even be some butts shooting at the butts, one never do know, do one?
Great butts are where you find them, the many tourists attending are always eager to flaunt their own, but check out the many, occasional shop or business in Buttsville.
wow....Sir Mix-a-lot aint got nuttin on you.
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