YES, THERE IS A BUTTZVILLE!

And on Saturday, August 28th, 2021 there will be hijinks and tomfoolery, not to mention much fun in Buttzville, New Jersey It's the annual "Best Butts in Buttsville Competition", known worldwide for it's cheeky antics.

Will Australian supermodel Sophie Turner be butting in on the festivities? 

The only way to find out is to be there yourself! So bring your butt to Buttsville, NJ, Saturday August 28th and get to the bottom of the matter!

 

John Holmes is dead, but I have heard it said,

He used to walk the nude beach getting tanned,

He'd shoot the crowd a moon,

Then amble 'cross each dune,

Behind him leaving three tracks in the sand.

Poor John is dead, a casket for his bed,

But rigor mortis settled in his hose,

In the lid we'll bore a hole,

And through it thread his pole,

Or else we'll never get the damned thing closed.

 

SCHRODINGER'S CAT

When 'ere I'm reminded of Schrodinger's cat,

I cannot but wonder where the wee fellow's at.

Is he locked in the box and thus cattily bitchin'?

Or is he at large, lapping cream in the kitchen?

Is he digging a cat-hole out back by the fence?

Or hanging by tail from a tree in suspense?

Is he live? Is he dead?

Is he single or wed?

   Has he kittens or not?   

              

Is he cold? Is he hot?

                                              

                        I believe he's just fine, and not dead as I'd feared,                                         

                        But that Schrodinger guy? He is just flippin' weird!