Where
will you be August 23rd, 2014? If you are smart you will be in
Buttzville New Jersey for the “Best Butts in Buttzville”
Festival.
In
its third year the event is clandestine, underground, unsanctioned,
unheralded, steatopygian and a lot of fun.
There
is no admission fee.
There
are no “officially sanctioned events” at all BUTT! You can can
participate in the photography event (The Glute Shoot) or a running
event (The 5K or until we stop running traffic stopper), the
Thong-a-Thon, the “May I butt in” and other unsanctioned events.
And of course the totally spurious “Miss Best Butt in Buttzville” Pageant. (NO talent segment, we've learned our lesson.)
And of course the totally spurious “Miss Best Butt in Buttzville” Pageant. (NO talent segment, we've learned our lesson.)
There
are no official grounds but as long as you eat tons of hot dogs and
don't ask for kraut, you might want to start at Hot Dawg Johny's on
Rte. 46. Just don't clog the lot.
Bring
your butts.
