Although it's scarcely plausible
I find my eyes are crossible
Her cocktail dress is gauzable
And that may be the causible
You won't see her at night
Or in brightest daylight
She can only be found in the gloam of twilight
She used to act sweet with me but now she's almost
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Her habits are crepuscular
She's more-than-human muscular
It's impossible to hustle her
(But still it's fun to tussle her)
Her hair is flame red and she doesn't smell dead
And despite the sharp fangs she gives really good head
She's really quite a sight to see even though she's
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She's so fine, there's no tellin' where my red cells went
She wants mine, it's transfusion time I know
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Note, you can sing this if you've a mind to. Robert Palmers' "Simply Irresistible" might be a good place to start.
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