We dug the bed we planted seeds
and performed a lot of tiresome gardenin' deeds.
But Y'all can't tell with veggies,
They jist might get et by weeds!
So give us all a signal if our gardenin' work succeeds!
Oh tie a yeller turnip to the old oak tree,*
One jist ain't enough, better make it three!
When Ah sees yeller turnips on the old oak tree
Ah gits out the pot,
Gits thuh water real hot,
And dance around in glee**
And we's be eating turnips from that old oak tree!!
*Ok. So it's an ash tree. It's called "poetic license".
**Not a sight for the faint of heart.
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