Another Major Holiday Looms!

Gee folks one holiday ends and another looms, and do you not love it? The holiday of which I speak is April May Maple's Eve.


I would show you pictures but alas, you will need to follow this LINK to learn all about this terrific holiday.

Best butts in Buttzville: August 24th, 2013

Because you never know who might be there.

Perhaps a couple of ol' buttinskis. August 24th, make a note.

Where will this butt be on August 24th, 2013?

In Buttzville New Jersey for the second annual best butts in Buttzville competition? Nobody knows!

But can we take the chance?

August 24th, 2013. Butt me no butts!

Sophie Turner could already be a winner!

Will Sophie Turner be in Buttzville, NJ on August 24th, 2013 for the second annual "Best Butts in Buttzville" mega event?

Probably not.

But we can't possibly know this for certain, can we?

So lets all make sure to be there, just in case.

Holiday alert!

Sadly, April May Maple's Eve has come and gone and what is there to live for, in a holiday sense?

It's a long wait until August 24th, but we all know what happens then. The unincorporated Village of Buttsville in western New jersey unwittingly hosts the 2nd annual "Best Butts in Buttzville" contest.

Be there, or you know what you are!

Holiday Alert!

APRIL MAY MAPLE'S EVE!

The evening to morning of April 30 to May 1 is that most looked forward to of all the Holidays!

IS YOUR MAPLE SEEDLING READY?
IT MUST BE PLANTED AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT!

Don't miss out on the fun and hijinks! An overview of traditional AMME lore is available to you few forgetful folk right HERE! 

The Agony of Aunt Agnes, and her triumphant harvest song

AGNES SINGS

 

 

We dug the bed we planted seeds

and performed a lot of tiresome gardenin' deeds.

But Y'all can't tell with veggies,

They jist might get et by weeds!

So give us all a signal if our gardenin' work succeeds!

 

 

 

Oh tie a yeller turnip to the old oak tree,*

 

One jist ain't enough, better make it three!

 

When Ah sees yeller turnips on the old oak tree

 

Ah gits out the pot,

 

Gits thuh water real hot,

 

And dance around in glee**

 

And we's be eating turnips from that old oak tree!!

 

 

 

MASHED AND THRASHED

 

 

*Ok. So it's an ash tree. It's called "poetic license".

 

**Not a sight for the faint of heart.

 

 

The further antics of Aunt Agnes, Farm Girl, Uncle Mac, Leatherface, Jack the Ripper, Millie Quackenbush, Nero, Dire, Blinky, Mrs. BobKat and the others may be followed at UNCLE MAC'S GARDEN SHED. (You could enjoy even more of the above!